I know you think this post is going to be about the Captain. (Duh! who else is it about!) Well it is actually about me and how I realized today that it is just as important for me to go potty before leaving the house as it is the Cap't. It is extremely difficult to get from point A to point B with a toddler, let alone a spirited one. Well this afternoon we went to the park and while we were at the pond (go figure) I thought, hm I have to pee. Well not usually a big deal right? Right! Until you WANT to leave the park and the toddler does NOT want to leave the park. So I said, "come on let's run" bad idea for me and the pee. Cap't saw right through me. Instead he wanted to go fishing. Then I tried bribes. "Let's go have sips from the drinking fountain" a novelty that usually is a big hit. The Cap't must have sensed my desperation. He had to stop and step on a crunchy leaf. Meanwhile I prayed that after giving birth to two hefty babies I could cross my legs and "hold it" long enough to get home. "Let's go home and have easter jello AND cookies!" I had to pull out the big guns. The Kid was starting to get irritated and I defiantely would lose it if that happened. You would have thought this park was the yellow brick road or something, and after stopping to pet a puppy, point at some old gum, evaluate "peoples" playing tennis, we at least made it to the car! I can't believe I have not peed my pants yet. The Cap't finally climbed into the car and away we went. I think I was sweating, but, yes, I made it home and got a couple of high fives from a two year old for going "a big, giant pee"
Stayed tuned for our Easter adventures, but until then the pictures here are from a day with friends. Coloring eggs, doing some easter art and the usual toddler chaos!
3 comments:
Love the pictures! High five. You made it.
The " I have to pee" happened to me at the dr. office the other day. For some reason I always make sure she has gone (or at least make her try) before leaving the house, but in the mass chaous I seem to forget about myself.
Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
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